These immortal words of a Pvt. — part battle cry, part pre-meltdown panic attack. What began as a casual brush-off of xenomorph rumors turned into the galaxy’s worst pest control job. Armed with pulse rifles and poor intel, he quickly learned this wasn’t about squashing roaches—it was about surviving space’s angriest parasites. "It’s a bug hunt” was delivered with the enthusiasm of a man realizing his last paycheck might be posthumous.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. .: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. .: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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Width, in
18.00
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32.00
Length, in
28.00
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Sleeve length (from center back), in
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Size tolerance, in
1.50
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